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  • Details, darling.
  • Weddings
    • Engagement
    • Boudoir
  • Portraits
    • Newborn & Milestones
    • Family
    • Mini Sessions
    • Seniors
    • Headshots / Branding
  • Blog
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I'm told I need to have an "MEET ME" page.  
I've been thinking about how to write this page but I am more of a do-er than a writer.  
So, take a peek and if you ghost me after this, no hard feelings. 

​I'm married.
I have 3 kids.
I have an asshole dog named NORMAN. Want him?
My baking skills are much like those on the Netflix show NAILED IT!
I favor tea over coffee.
You will NEVER see me in yoga pants, unless you're in my crossfit class.
I play the ukulele.  Not well (I just started) but this girl has goals!
​I'm obsessed with lipstick and never leave the house without earrings.

I AVOID wearing patterns & stripes.
I could eat a head of cauliflower every day but my hubby might leave me.
I don't eat ice cream, unless it's Salted Caramel from Izzy's.
I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THIS ONE.... I am a complete CLEAN FREAK!  
(my hubby says, "the house should look like we live here."  I'm like, "the house WILL look like we don't.")

Am I rambling!?!?!  

​Still with me?

I'm a vegetarian.
My go-to treat is a Oikos with bear naked granola.
I prefer calls over email.
Speaking of calls, I never answer the phone while I'm in my hammock.  
My favorite book, as of late, is: We are never meeting in real life - essays by Samantha Irby.  
Just a heads up - it's not for everyone!
My word for 2020 (is this really a thing!?!?) is Alignment
I selected this word for a few reasons... 1.) I 'm focused on balancing family, friends, and professional relationships this year.  2.) All of my shoots have a purpose and I love capturing the "why" behind every sesh.

I guess that's it!
xoxo
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